By: BinGregory
Nobody really talked wound up talking about the Malaysian case, but just by way of a followup, the divorce ruling was thrown out.
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A leisurely lunch at a bistro sort of place, a walk on the boardwalk and a few glasses of wine on a bright and lovely spring day and I left for home to prepare dinner while she went back to the...
View ArticleBy: soyjoy
...and that makes 50. See, I knew we could do it. I'm sending this link to the Guardian so they can add 'em in.
View ArticleBy: vito90
last I heard she was on the run from the law for fraudulently obtaining Nagel paintings. This is the worst kind of woman in the world, watch out for her... I dated a woman that every one of my friends...
View ArticleBy: Man-Thing
I'm surprised Frank Sinatra didn't make the list for sending a lawyer to tell Mia Farrow that he wanted out of their marriage. Of course, Mia and Woody Allen's breakup was pretty bad too. I believe she...
View ArticleBy: spandex
jokeefe's hindsight is clear. I think my lovelife in my 20s was themed with the 'romantic''it ain't really love unless one (or both) of us suffers for it.' So are you gonna be the ass this time, or...
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Norm and X: Heh. Yeah, I oversimplified a bit. Technically, she said it was a "trial separation." At the time, I believed I would be moving back in any day. It was at the three month point that I...
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I was dumped on the morning of my 18th birthday. And then had to drive home alone, hungover and vomiting. Good times, good times...
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Desperately in love with school and college sweetheart for close seven years, moved in together for less than a year. She travels to Ecuador for two months work as a medic prior to finishing medical...
View ArticleBy: pandaharma
Inspired by this thread, I looked at my lifetime record and discovered that, in my relationships, I've initiated harsh breakups three times more than I've received. And 1/4 of the relationships ended...
View ArticleBy: synecdoche
When I was 17 I was dumped by a girl's best friend via e-mail. Sort of a double whammy.
View ArticleBy: Lynsey
At age 14, I broke up with a guy I was going with by having my new bf call him and tell him never to call me again. But there was a karmic price and I paid it a few years later, when my then bf dumped...
View ArticleBy: jokeefe
I broke up with someone very badly when I was 19. I feel sad about it to this day, and sometimes wish I could apologize in retrospect, but I wouldn't want to invade his privacy, seeing as we haven't...
View ArticleBy: littlegirlblue
I was cheated on for several months by my live-in boyfriend when we were both 19. I found this out after the fact. He dumped me for the little goth/punk Japanese girl living under us. He then proceeded...
View ArticleBy: kirkaracha
I dated this one girl whose previous boyfriend had picked her up for a date and stopped off to make a drug buy on their way to dinner. All I had to do to impress her was avoid committing felonies while...
View ArticleBy: fishfucker
i had a short fling with a girl in college who ended up dumping me for her coke dealer. i thought that was pretty classy. (the guy had a ponytail! ah, good times.)
View ArticleBy: sugarfish
i found out he was living with another woman from his little sister. happily, that's all behind me now
View ArticleBy: emelenjr
kirkacha I can't seem to find an address or phone number for her, although I did figure out where she happens to work. Unless her roommate's father just so happens to employ someone by the same name as...
View ArticleBy: XQUZYPHYR
What norm said. No offense Joey but she kicked you out of the place you were paying rent for? In what world did that make sense? Hell, in New York City, owning the keys to an apartment can...
View ArticleBy: nelleish
Was a founding member of a competition drama troupe, and did what a stage manager should never do, especially during rehersals: allowed myself to be wooed by one of the lead actors. He acted (suprise!)...
View ArticleBy: headspace
My boyfriend in HS, who had agreed with me that proms were incredibly stupid and and bourgeosie and a whole bunch of other words we didn't actually understand at the time, broke up with me by accepting...
View ArticleBy: dg
The examples on the linked articles and so far in this thread are pretty tame, IMO. You haven't really been dumped until you find out via a knock on the door from the police...
View ArticleBy: Mayor Curley
Before I get lumped in with that asshole in the obvious Metafilter Misogyny Epidemic, my comment in this thread was totally facetious.
View ArticleBy: Joeforking
I would love more than anything to have again the chance to break up with that retarded shitbag. I don't feel I put enough effort into it last time. This time I would take along my friend, Mr. Nine, to...
View ArticleBy: norm
So, I paid her rent for three more months, it took two years on my G.A. stipend to pay off my credit card for a futon bed that I got to use for a week and haven't seen since and, later, learned that my...
View ArticleBy: Mayor Curley
Did I mention that I'm in love and she's sweet and as pretty as she is funny and I haven't a care in the world?
View ArticleBy: notsnot
Oh, and another great one- I had a crush in college with a girl I knew from the Catholic Student center. We got to be decent friends - not hanging out elsewhere, but I worked so much it didn't matter....
View ArticleBy: crazy finger
One time I dated a girl who I later found out, through informants of mine, was an enemy agent sent to infiltrate my organization. TAK TAK TAK
View ArticleBy: kirkaracha
"You seem to be one who knows the difficulties between men and women, how seldom it works out. Yet we all keep trying like fools." - Lo Pan[.wav] One broke up with me on Valentine's Day after I took...
View ArticleBy: Yossarian
She told me she loved me. I'm involved with someone else. I end it with someone else. She says the thrill is gone.
View ArticleBy: Perigee
Ok, lessee... how can I tell this without giving away the splashy ending... Five year relationship, engaged; three years in, everything was still at the height of Love Beauty and Happiness. I was...
View ArticleBy: kahboom
I've got a box of her stuff that I don't want anymore, but no one will give me her address. Can we do voodoo-things with these?
View ArticleBy: Joey Michaels
All right... I had been living with this woman for four years. I paid all the bills, including rent. We had just bought a $1000 futon bed on my credit card. We had just laid down $1200 so we could fly...
View ArticleBy: emelenjr
My last girlfriend was a friend for four years before we started dating. Long-distance relationship (she was still in college, which was where we met, and I had graduated several years earlier and...
View ArticleBy: daveg
Many years ago, going to pick up my girlfriend (of more than a year) to go out to dinner on Christmas Eve, I arrived at her (parent's) house to discover that she wasn't there. Her German step-mother...
View ArticleBy: Shadowkeeper
Having reluctantly come to like Matt Damon over the last couple years, I found the "Dumped Minnie Driver on Oprah" one hard to swallow, and did a little research. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's...
View ArticleBy: keswick
"The looooooooove ship.... sooon will be making another run... The loooooooooove ship...."
View ArticleBy: mzanatta
This story was told to one of my classes in high school by our teacher. Before I begin, I should point out that this was told to us so that we wouldn't follow his evil example, not as a matter of...
View ArticleBy: dness2
After returning from college Christmas break I found the s.o. I had left unsupervised for only 3 weeks was engaged to someone else. I've been abandoned out of the blue by a live-in who steathfully...
View ArticleBy: Danf
gottabefunky. . ."I want to cancel our lovership" were the exact words. . .Thinking that there might be some kind of post traumatic dealy in this episode that eventually caused me to post that bad cnn...
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